Pariah Burke
Author, consultant, trainer, guru: Digital Publishing, ePub, InDesign, Illustrator, Photoshop, Quark. Empowering, Informing, Connecting Creative Professionals™

December 2012

The 2012 phenomenon comprises a range of eschatological beliefs that cataclysmic or transformative events will occur on December 21, 2012.
2012 Doomsday

Earth · Friday, December 21, 2012, 12-1:00am
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The time is finally set. The day of the dead is coming, so make sure you have your Zombie Survival Plan ready.

Many people are concerned about December 21, 2012, the alleged end of the world. This is just a ploy to hide the real day of reckoning, December 22, 2012, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Grab your sawed-off shotgun, baseball bat and your running...
The Zombie Apocalypse

EVERYWHERE! · Saturday, December 22, 2012, 12am-11:55pm
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This is for everyone who knows that the world isn't going to end.
The day after 12-21-2012

Earth · Saturday, December 22, 2012
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Been there, done that

Last Month

“‘Print’ and ‘publishing’ no longer mean just ink on paper. Publishing professionals need to embrace that concept in order to stay relevant, to stay employable. They need to get on top of digital publishing now.”
The ePublishing Workflow Webinar (2 Days of Intense Education)

April 18-19, 2012
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January 2012

Self-Employment: Taking the Sting Out of Paying Taxes

United States, US · Wednesday, January 25, 2012
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Last Year

InDesign to iPad: Digital Magazine & Catalog Design & Deployment, Start to Finish

Worldwide · Wednesday, November 16, 2011
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I'll be in D.C. doing an epublishing consultation. Want to get together? Call/txt me 503-422-7499. I'll have my evenings free on Thursday the 10th and Friday the 11th, and I'm free for breakfast on Saturday the 12th.
Washington, D.C.

Washington, DC · November 10-12, 2011
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Presenting "InDesign Freebies" at Phoenix InDesign User Group (also appearing: Terry White)

Phoenix, AZ · Tuesday, September 20, 2011
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ePublishing Conference

Chicago, IL · Tuesday, September 13, 2011
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Teaching InDesign CS5/CS5.5

San Diego, CA · September 6-9, 2011
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The ePublishing Workflow Webinar (2 Days of Intense Education)

Worldwide · Thursday, August 18, 2011
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ePub & Digital Publication Consulting

England · Wednesday, July 27, 2011
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InDesign User Group Meeting (Phoenix)

Phoenix, AZ · Tuesday, July 19, 2011, 5:30am
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ePub & Digital Publication Consulting

Washington, DC · Tuesday, July 19, 2011
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The end begins as Harry, Ron, and Hermione go back to Hogwarts to find and destroy Voldemort's final Horcruxes.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Opens

All over SA · July 13 - September 30, 2011
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Teaching InDesign

Phoenix, AZ · Tuesday, July 12, 2011
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Concert: Motley Crue and Poison with New York Dolls

Phoenix, AZ · Friday, June 17, 2011, 7:00pm
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UPDATE: This Ask a CS Pro session is now rescheduled for this Thursday, 5/26, at 12 pm PT. We look forward to seeing you all back in our Connect room!

Ah, the humble gradient...so often designers overlook it or misuse it because they don't understand its design value or don't know how to use it properly. In this session you’ll learn...
(Rescheduled!)- Ask a CS Pro: Gradients and Gradient Mesh in Illustrator

http://my.adobe.acrobat.com/askcspro · Thursday, May 26, 2011, 12pm-1:00pm
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When everyone is gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in.
Post-Rapture Looting

Everywhere · Saturday, May 21, 2011, 12pm-3:00pm
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Moving to Phoenix, AZ

Phoenix, AZ · Saturday, May 7, 2011
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May the 4th (be with you)

This is the second annual National Star Wars Day event. Last time we made it to 4.5K
This time I am shooting for 10K!!!!
A lot of people have been asking me questions such as "where is the event?" and other things. This is not some event where you meet other Star Wars fans and do special activities. Just...
National Star Wars Day 2011

Everywhere!! · Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 1-11:30am
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http://abbrv.it/ePublishing
The ePublishing Workflow Webinar

March 24-25, 2011
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ePublishing Workflow Webinar

Everywhere · Thursday, March 24, 2011
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Hanging with wife, daughter, and neice

Beaverton, Oregon · Monday, March 21, 2011, 2-10:00pm
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Teaching Adobe Illustrator CS5 for logo design in customized consultation

Remotely via GoToMeeting · Monday, March 21, 2011
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Ash's favorite meal in the world is a big fat juice burger! So in honor of his birthday, the kids and I are having a gourmet burger dinner party for him and you're invited to eat a taste burger prepared by the Smith Kids! We will supply the burgers/fixin's and strawberry shortcake for dessert!

You are welcome to bring beverage of...
Gourmet Burgers for Ash's Birthday!

Our house · Saturday, March 19, 2011, 6:30-9:30pm
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