Kristin Kramer
CSS Guru/UI Designer/Developer with an affection for those who laugh loudly

*UPDATE* Our friends at ScoutMob will be dropping in to Dear Mom with tee shirts and their famous handlebar mustache cutouts that will make your photo booth shots so much fun. We may also have arm wrestling matches sometime in the course of the evening with prizes for the winners. Stay tuned!

There are quite a few advent calendars out there but no...

Tickets and Info: www.burnlesque.com

Come frolic with your fellow freaks in an aural forest of fun and unleash your inner animal. Fiery, furry burlesque acts will flirt your face off while the finest DJs move your feet. Dress up as your favorite animal and experience a Bay Area classic at Burnlesque: Animal Style.

**Get Presales!**

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INFO: http://thefailcon.com
TICKETS: http://failcon.eventbrite.com

FailCon is a one-day conference for over 450 technology entrepreneurs, investors, developers and designers to study their failures and prepare for success.

As an entrepreneur, you will inevitably encounter failure; it is overcoming it that is the biggest challenge. At FailCon, we...

Wear a black turtleneck and jeans on Friday, October 14, 2011, the day you may be going to pick up your new iPhone 4S.

Even if you are not purchasing a new device on the 14th, please join this event in memory of Steve Jobs.

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"Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes....

It's my first time back in San Francisco since we moved East and I really miss my friends. Come join Scott and me for drinks and food at the Hi Dive.

Order tickets via Eventbrite:
http://sept28sfnewtech-pc.eventbrite.com/

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Join us for the TechCrunch Mobile Meetup, sponsored by Samsung. Date: Thursday, September 15 Time: 6:30pm - 9:30pm Where: Roe, 651 Howard Street, San Francisco   TechCrunch CrunchGear is teaming up with Samsung to offer our readers a unique opportunity to network and get a first look at Samsung's new Galaxy S II smartphone. There will also be...

My birthday is coming soon, and I'll be celebrating on the Saturday after.

I've managed to find a single venue where we can have drinks, dinner and Karaoke -- 620 Jones. The bar off the patio is ours for the evening. There will be food from 6pm - 10pm (gourmet but inexpensive bar food -- same chef as Oola), and Karaoke by Roger Niner...

Did you know that the traditional gift for your 3rd wedding anniversary is a Blowjob, to completion? Or that no matter which birthday it falls on, Coitus is ‘the gift that always fits’? We’ve all received vibrators for Kwanzaa rather than a romantic remembrance, but what if their actual member (or orifice) is the present freely given … and...

Travel through a web wonderland with the CEOs of the hottest startups from Silicon Valley to New York at Canaan’s Web After Dark party. Mix and mingle in the living room of the future as you sample the next-generation of Internet TV platforms. We’ll be giving away the TVs and Microsoft's Kinect for Xbox360 to a few lucky guests. Don’t...

This is for participating locations in North America only. Arizona, Saskatchewan, Sonora, Greenland, Hawaii, and various islands off North America do not observe the time change.

And while you're changing your clocks, remember to check your smoke detector batteries. One third of all smoke detectors have dead, near dead or disconnected...

This Friday we’re giving away 10,000 pairs of jeans! Check-in at any Men’s & Women’s Gap using Facebook Places and you could win*. Just show any Gap employee your check-in and you could score a free pair. If you’re too late don’t worry, we’ll let you shop with 40% off any regularly priced item**.

All our stores are participating...

On Saturday Scott and Lori are meeting up with friends and guest bloggers who want to catch up while we are in town at our old spot the Hi Dive.

Join us in celebrating the 15th Anniversary of Laughing Squid on October 21st at Mighty (http://www.mighty119.com) in San Francisco.

This is not one of the big public fire & robots events that we have done in the past, but more of an intimate social gathering for our close friends.

Music by DJ Maubrowncow & DJ Timmmii.

The awesome...

I´m finally coming back from Mexico and Guatemala - come drink with me! We´re providing a grill, burgers (veggie -n- turkey -n- beef, probs) and some weiner-shaped thingies. Bring some beer and your fabulous selves, housemates, sig others, etc.

Having trouble making ends meet? Want to know how to get your party started with a minimum cash outlay? Bawdy Storytelling’s next event will feature inspirational tales from thrifty people who specialize in frugal fornication, and who can squeeze a dollar til it moans. Risqué encounters recounted for your amusement are the best bargain of all!
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I'm leaving San Francisco (full story) http://bit.ly/9EWxOn

I'm starting a new job on September 7th as a Senior Product Manager at TomTom over Content Production and Community Mapping. I'm super stoked.

I'm going to miss SF but after 2 years, it's time to explore new parts of the world. Many of you I didn't spend...

Instead of back-to-back presentations followed by several variations of "Hello World," Campout is all about coding and completing a full-featured web application using Google technologies with particular emphasis on HTML5. While there will be opportunities to try new APIs and learn new features, teams will be expected to produce a real,...

Shut up. Come out for the square of you. It's a Thursday. You'll be fine. Drinks are cheaper. And I promise it would be as good as a Saturday. If you were at my party last year and the year before, it'll be fun. I also got upstairs reserved with the couches ( see???)

There will be snacks. There is a dj spinning, and a dance...

pariSoma will be hosting a Mobile Mixer for startups in the mobile industry. Startups will be demoing at tables throughout the space and will include a mix of apps, hardware, and accessories. If you are creating mobile tech, we want to see it!

Attendees will mix with hot bay area startups while enjoying sangria, beer, and snacks.

Want a demo...

After 7yrs of kicking ass, getting drunk, and forgetting names, we have lost our lease and closing down!

Come celebrate with Lexi, Schlomo, and the rest of our fine bartending staff on the last day before we close! Let's finish off all the booze!!!

Thank you for all the years you have come to HoS. Seriously. Though our landlord Robert...

Coming to the rescue in this time of turmoil, like cash for your clunkers or extra-pure heroin, the Unitards (Mike Albo, Nora Burns and David Ilku) will bail you out of your dreary little lives with an evening of humor, wit, song and sarcasm. Following their sold-out In New York City and Los Angeles, Unitard returns with a brand-new twisted take on...

Welcome to the Berlin Night in California!

‘’be BERLIN NIGHT‘’ – the place to be for networking

When: Wednesday, May 5 @ 7pm Where: ROE 651 Howard Street (one block from Moscone Center)

The Web 2.0 be Berlin Night is a great place to meet and mingle with international folks in the web industry who will gather for food, fun and drinks....

Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah, land of sexual adventure that other cities only *wish* that they played host to. How many times have you been out rockstarring on a Saturday night, wandering from a Burning Man-style genital portrait video shoot to a LGBT Masturbate-a-thon, finding yourself at a BDSM Mommy/Little boy play party as the sun came...

Hello San Francisco!

Join us for the Social Media event of the year!

Twestival is a globally held event brought together by the twitter community to raise money for charity.

In February 2009, over 200 + cities worldwide raised $250,000 for Charity Water during Twestival. Making it possible to drink approximately 17 wells in 3rd world countries....