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"Excuse all the blood”

~ Dead on being dead

According to the Mayan Calendar, the world is going to end on December 21st, 2012.

So on December 20th, 2012, EVERY ONE SHOULD PARTY... BECAUSE THERE /IS/ NO FUCKING TOMORROW.

And even if nothing happens, it will still be worth a laugh.

INVITE EVERYONE!!!!
This might, or might not, be the biggest thing since sliced bread so don't let your friends miss this possibly life changing experience. I want to everyone on Facebook at this here shindig so don't disappoint.

The time is finally set. The day of the dead is coming, so make sure you have your Zombie Survival Plan ready.

Many people are concerned about December 21, 2012, the alleged end of the world. This is just a ploy to hide the real day of reckoning, December 22, 2012, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Grab your sawed-off shotgun, baseball bat and your running...

The Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012. The Mayans, being so good at seeing the ends of civilisations except their own, must of course be right.

Floods will happen and the earth will shatter, causing the death of all humanity and mankind as we know it!

Just in case that doesn't happen, let's plan a party in 2013. You...

Bilbo Baggins' eleventy-first birthday.