Chris Larson
I'm just this guy, you know?

- Homo loquax nonnumquam sapiens

Part birthday, part toga party, all ridiculous. Dress in your most auspicious Roman-era attire. Bring your best sense of mirth. Practice your bedroom eyes.

You will need to have at least a masquerade mask. And a smoldering sidelong look.

(There will be a few bottles of bubbles and wine, maybe some liquor, so feel free to bring anything you...

Join Citizen Generation for the 2nd Annual CharityBash Masquerade Ball Winter Wonderland benefiting Capital Area Food Bank presented by Calendar Club!

Open bar, food, entertainment

Tickets at CitizenGeneration.org

Early bird through January 1st: $60, $100/couple
Regular: $80, $150/couple
Door: $100 per person
VIP Bottle Service Packages...

Come join the producers of Bedpost Confessions as we explore the mysteries of the female sexual response for a very special MOVIE NIGHT, in conjunction with Tugg: Movies YOU want at your local theater.

In this special FILM event, we read audience confessions all about the Big O (or lack thereof) and watch an amazing film designed to discuss...

And even if nothing happens, it will still be worth a laugh.

INVITE EVERYONE!!!!
This might, or might not, be the biggest thing since sliced bread so don't let your friends miss this possibly life changing experience. I want to everyone on Facebook at this here shindig so don't disappoint.

Yes, the time is upon us. Everyone knows pi day is March 14th, but any true nerd realizes pi is not 3.14, but rather an irrational constant which continues infinitely in decimal expansion. Starting at 9:26:53 (.589... sec) AM, the longest extended Pi Day of our lives will come into action. The date, at the AM and PM hours, will be " 3/14/15 at...