This will be your ninja team. Start practicing your ninja skills because next Friday at 12:15pm, there will be a ninja battle in front of Coffman Union. The red team will gather inside the main floor of Coffman Union and charge at 12:15pm precisely. Blue team will gather outside on the lawn outside Coffman and wait for the onslaught.
Don't hurt yourself. Obviously.
This isn't a REAL ninja battle -- obviously. Don't actually punch, kick, or nunchuck people. This is for fun.
DO pretend to punch, kick, do your best ninja scream. DO fall down and pretend to die or be dismembered.
DON'T attack non-participants.
DO have fun.
Hopefully at the end of 5 minutes, every single person involved in the
battle is lying on the ground pretending to be injured, ala the end of the Crazy 88 scene in Kill Bill Vol. 1. This should be a fun flashmob for everyone to take part in.
More information on how this will help out People Serving People, a Minneapolis poverty advocate, will follow.
MANDATORY DISCLAIMER: Participate in this event at your own risk