IZZY'S TWENTY FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY IS COMING AND ARMAGEDDON WILL FUCKING REIGN ON EARTH MOTHERFUCKERS.
FUCKIT EVERYTHING APPLYS GOOD AND BAD I LOVE YOU FOR IT ANYWAYS
- IT'S A REUNION FOR ALL MY OLD BUDDIES TO GET RIGHT-FUCKED AND SPEND SOME QUALITY FUCKING TIME TOGETHER ... FOLLOWED BY AN EROTIC BUKKAKE SESSION SOON AFTER. GENDER/SEX NOT SPECIFIC!! (SANI, YOU DO NOT COUNT)
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IZZY'S TWENTY FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY IS COMING AND ARMAGEDDON WILL FUCKING REIGN ON EARTH MOTHERFUCKERS.
FUCKIT EVERYTHING APPLYS GOOD AND BAD I LOVE YOU FOR IT ANYWAYS
- IT'S A REUNION FOR ALL MY OLD BUDDIES TO GET RIGHT-FUCKED AND SPEND SOME QUALITY FUCKING TIME TOGETHER ... FOLLOWED BY AN EROTIC BUKKAKE SESSION SOON AFTER. GENDER/SEX NOT SPECIFIC!! (SANI, YOU DO NOT COUNT)
- A "FRIENDLY" JAR WILL BE PASSED AROUND AND EVERYONE MAY TIP $2 TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY UPCOMING CHEST PIECE THAT IS YET TO BE DECIDED. ANY LESS OF THE SUGGESTED AMOUNT WILL ONLY SUFFICE FOR A SMALL PIECE OF WORK ON MY ASS (WHICH I WILL NOT APPROVE).
- I AM GOD
- FIGHTING, SPITTING, VANDALISM, AND COMPLETE ANNIHILATION OF THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET AND ITS HUMAN RACE WITHIN, *** W I L L B E T O L E R A T E D. ***
- I AM OFFICIALLY LEGAL IN THE STATES SO I SAY LET'S SMUGGLE 100,000 ILLEGAL MEXICANS FROM ACROSS THE BORDER TO SERVE AS OUR SLAVES/BARTENDERS/SEX WORKERS.
- PROMISCUOUS SEX IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED FOR ALL (REMEMBER, "NO" IS JUST ANOTHER RESPONSE FOR "YES" WHEN THE ACT OF RAPE GRADUALLY BEINGS TO MANIFEST ITSELF!)
- I MAY BE GOD, BUT WORSHIP SATAN (666)!!!!!
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*********** IF I AM SO DRUNK WHERE I CANT WALK THEN PLEASE COULOR ON MY FACE DRAG ME ACCROSS THIS COUNTRY AND LEAVE ME IN A DITCH FOR THIS WILL BE THE BIRTHDAY I WILL NEVER FORGET********
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SO LETS RECAP
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1.FIGHT EVERYTHING(TREES APLY)
2.SEX IS THE BASIS OF LIFE
3.PUKE
4.LAUGH
5.AND GET PISS AS DRUNK SO YOU CAN FORGET ALL THE RULES