The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Bowls Day

Oh sweet Ghanisha! The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen are doing helpings for us proud Indians again! These most excellent fellows are hosting a charity bowls tournament. So please happy fellows, build a team of yourself and another and please be putting on your finest whites. Oh, how we will sparkle in Suyra's light! Like in a Bollywood film, don't you agree?

Only 20 pounds per... [read more]

Oh sweet Ghanisha! The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen are doing helpings for us proud Indians again! These most excellent fellows are hosting a charity bowls tournament. So please happy fellows, build a team of yourself and another and please be putting on your finest whites. Oh, how we will sparkle in Suyra's light! Like in a Bollywood film, don't you agree?

Only 20 pounds per Englishman, isn't it! Oh, almost a thieving I cry! And with this dowry you will get entry, a bottle of chai/wine and delectable treats for you and your team fellow to fill your plump bellies. There will be delicious treats and drinks for sale also. Oh! Much fun will be had with the clappings and the dancings and the huggings of bears! And prizes good sirs! Yes sirs, there will be prizes!

The rolling will start when Duyra is at his highest, midday and the much excitement final being at 4pm. Bowlings to be had on the 31st of July at Brockwell Park, London SE24 9BN.

All rupees go directly to charity. No taxings by greedy fat mens and their wiggly bottoms. No, none at all. Silly fat mens! But hurry hurry, only 64 places for selling!

Come Babas! Please stroke it our fundraiser cow's bellies. After all, a man must love his bear.

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