Please come out to the U Otter Stop Inn on Wednesday night, August 4th, to help celebrate the publication and release of Holiday Chick!
I will sign your book with wonderfully personalized messages such as "I'll never forget you", "Don't ever change", "Your Friend Forever", and "Keep rockin'!", and I might even do a little skit to bring the...
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Please come out to the U Otter Stop Inn on Wednesday night, August 4th, to help celebrate the publication and release of Holiday Chick!
I will sign your book with wonderfully personalized messages such as "I'll never forget you", "Don't ever change", "Your Friend Forever", and "Keep rockin'!", and I might even do a little skit to bring the characters of Holiday Chick magically alive right before your very eyes! (just kidding - I won't do a skit. Unless you beg me to. I like it when people beg me to do stuff.)
If you have been blissfully ignorant of my shameless self-promotion and book whoring thus far on a variety of social networks and have not yet purchased Holiday Chick, you can order it here -
https://www.createspace.com/3457084 - this very second, or you can wait a couple of weeks and pick up a copy at Common Good Books. There will also be copies for purchase at the event (I will only be able to take your cold, hard-earned cash, but I feel like the magically transcendent and oddly fulfilling act of you passing your cold, hard-earned cash into my grubby little hands is totally worth the inconvenience of not being able to write a check or swipe your debit card. You agree, yes?).
Anyway, it should be a really fun party full of life-changing self-discoveries, meaningful glances shared with attractive and mysterious strangers, and possibly one of those super fun dancing things where everyone stands around in a circle and takes turns moving to the middle of said circle to show off their sweet dance moves. It should also be noted that even though the party "technically" ends at 9, that's only because THAT'S WHEN THE KARAOKE STARTS.
Bring all of your Facebook friends, your real friends, your coworkers, spouses, brothers and sisters, awkward acquaintances, secret lovers (I don't wanna know about it, though. I don't like getting into your personal business), and maybe even your mom and dad if they're really super cool. It's a public event, so everyone's invited. Even the people I don't like.
That might be you. We can talk about it after you buy my book, though.
Hope to see you there!