From the people who brought you the Stuff White People Like BBQ...
We now present...
The 1st ever White Elephant Bachelor(ette) Party!
Confused? Of course you are. So please read on.
We're not asking you to bring traditional white elephant crap (your mom's gold lame jumper, your dad's busted fanny pack, etc.).
Instead, you're going to bring a single friend you're not...
[read more] From the people who brought you the Stuff White People Like BBQ...
We now present...
The 1st ever White Elephant Bachelor(ette) Party!
Confused? Of course you are. So please read on.
We're not asking you to bring traditional white elephant crap (your mom's gold lame jumper, your dad's busted fanny pack, etc.).
Instead, you're going to bring a single friend you're not interested in!!! They say your trash is someone else's treasure, and we're gonna find out whether this applies to people, too.
Are we crazy?!?! Obvi. And everyone knows CRAZY PEOPLE THROW THE BEST PARTIES. HAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Stumped on who to bring? Allow us to offer some suggestions.
- your cool girlfriend whom you'd totally date if she could just lose that last 10 pounds
- the hot rando you met at Tipsy Pig who ended up being an unemployed alcoholic
- the co-worker you're in love with but can't date because...you're...co-workers
So think about your castaways, invite them to this BBQ, and let them know you want them to find true love -- just not with you...
FINALLY, we want to mention that this event is first and foremost meant to be an amazing BBQ where ALL ARE WELCOME and is absolutely not meant to be a singles party.
So whether you're single or in an awesome relationship and whether you plan on bringing a single friend or not, GET YOUR ASS TO FORT MASON because we'll provide tons of tasty food, alcohol, and fun lawn games for everyone to enjoy an unforgettable day in the sun.
We hope you can join us!
- Rahim, Julie, Ben, and Evan
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FAQs
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Q: What's Black Point Battery?
A: Only the sickest picnic spot in San Francisco. Black Point Battery is located on a secluded bluff within Fort Mason. It offers an unobstructed view of the GG Bridge and Alcatraz. It's so nice that it's usually reserved for weddings, but on Saturday, August 7th, it's ALL OURS, and the only marriage that will happen will be between 5 pounds of tri-tip and Julie's belly.
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Q: Should I bring any food or alcohol?
A: How sweet of you to offer. We'll pick up some food and alcohol, but if you'd like to bring something, follow the guide below.
If your first name starts with...
A - G: please bring snacks / appetizers (chips, dessert, fruit, corn, etc.)
H - N: please bring entrees (sausages, burgers, steaks, chicken, etc.)
O - Z: please bring beer / alcohol / mixers
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Q: How do I get there?
A: Take Franklin into Fort Mason and go straight until Franklin ends at the Youth Hostel. Black Point Battery is located BEHIND the Youth Hostel. See the map attached below.
