Galactic Ambassadors and Dignitaries,

Many of you have been inquiring as to when this summer I'm making a trip to San Francisco. This is it! Accordingly:

I would like to cordially extend my invitation to you to attend an evening reception at the Lower Haight Embassy, this Saturday 7/7. Peace talks begin at 7:00pm (diplomatic immunity not included).

Reception @ The Lower Haight Embassy
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Galactic Ambassadors and Dignitaries,

Many of you have been inquiring as to when this summer I'm making a trip to San Francisco. This is it! Accordingly:

I would like to cordially extend my invitation to you to attend an evening reception at the Lower Haight Embassy, this Saturday 7/7. Peace talks begin at 7:00pm (diplomatic immunity not included).

Reception @ The Lower Haight Embassy
Hosted by Consuls Dustin R. Boyer and Star Simpson
525 Fillmore st (at Fell)
map--> j.mp/525fillmore
7:00-10:00pm

As per embassy doctrine, every person who attends (including guests) must bring at least one edible item, whether masticatable, imbibable or merely wonderful. No worries -- if you show up empty handed, there's a bodega on the corner. You are additionally invited to bring along someone you think we should meet.

If you can't attend, you are strongly encouraged to send an emissary in your stead. I mean this earnestly. Surprise guests are more than welcome.

Negotiations will end precisely at 10:00pm followed by a half hour cleanup period after which point the embassy will formally close, as some of the other diplomats have important functions to attend on Sunday morning.