You should really hit RSVP to this event. Here's our logic:
There are 2 ways you can spend this upcoming Thursday the 12th.
You can either:
1. Sit in a room. By yourself. Wringing your hands as time marches listlessly towards Friday the 13th. You take a painstaking mental inventory of all the reasons karma might seek revenge. Knowing in your heart that your pleas for mercy will ultimately...
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You should really hit RSVP to this event. Here's our logic:
There are 2 ways you can spend this upcoming Thursday the 12th.
You can either:
1. Sit in a room. By yourself. Wringing your hands as time marches listlessly towards Friday the 13th. You take a painstaking mental inventory of all the reasons karma might seek revenge. Knowing in your heart that your pleas for mercy will ultimately fall upon deaf ears, you pray. The unluckiest day of the year is coming to usher in humanity's doom and there's nothing you can do about it.
or
2. Drink, eat, dance and laugh with extremely attractive people who love you.
Mull that over. If you need further convincing, watch the original videos we made for you. RSVP at your leisure.
Have a good'n.