As we get ready to go back to school and simultaneoulsy reflect upon the summer we leave behind, it is worthwhile to ask some questions.
How are you? Fantastic. Do you remember the last party you threw? Think about it, now think about the last party I had, now back to your party, now back to mine.
Sadly, yours wasn't fun like mine. Should the next party you attend be like one of mine?
I DON'T KNOW...
Do you like the smell of adventure? That is, do you like the smell of sweat floating the air during a dance party? Do you like dancing so much that even though you consumed 7+ cups of beer from a keg of Live Oak Big Bark you still don't get drunk? Do you like having so much fun you suddenly realize it's 5 am and you have been partying like an animal for 8 hours but you don't feel tired, so after the party you go to Kerbey Lane Cafe at 5:30 am to get the early bird special like any good drunk Austin party person?
OF COURSE YOU DO.
...into the best night of your life.
Because we will have 2 ( *two* ) kegs, mostly of the live oak kind, because we like local microbreweries that kick ass, and we shall have enough music to make our neighbors think Barbarella relocated to Hyde Park.
This facebook invitation is now diamonds and you are reading this sitting on a horse.