Who knew word processing could be so deadly?

Patty is a good girl—top graduate in her class and a pretty young thing. She’s also the newest addition to Cooney Lumber Mill’s chainsaw wielding murderous secretarial pool. Amidst giggles, slim fast shakes, celibacy pacts, and clandestine encounters, the Cooney girls take down Big Bone, Oregon…one lumberjack at a time.

Previews: Sat., Sept.... [read more]

Who knew word processing could be so deadly?

Patty is a good girl—top graduate in her class and a pretty young thing. She’s also the newest addition to Cooney Lumber Mill’s chainsaw wielding murderous secretarial pool. Amidst giggles, slim fast shakes, celibacy pacts, and clandestine encounters, the Cooney girls take down Big Bone, Oregon…one lumberjack at a time.

Previews: Sat., Sept. 18 at 8pm (Pay What You Can)
Sun., Sept. 19 at 5pm (Pay What You Can)
Opening: Wed., Sept. 22 at 8pm
Run: Wednesdays -Saturdays, 8pm

Ticket prices during the run range from $10-$30.

Come earlier in the run and save money!

Purchase tickets through Brown Paper Tickets at https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/118504

Show information at www.crowdedfire.org/secretaries.html