A) It's my birthday on Saturday. Ok it isn't. Almost. I mean it almost is not it almost isn't. Whatever, fuck off, do you want to drink on a Monday night? No? Ok then. It's my birthday on Saturday.

B) Show up early because Mission Bar gets packed and I'll probably be blacked out by 11:00.

C) We will go elsewhere as the spirit takes us, unless the spirit takes us to dark... [read more]

A) It's my birthday on Saturday. Ok it isn't. Almost. I mean it almost is not it almost isn't. Whatever, fuck off, do you want to drink on a Monday night? No? Ok then. It's my birthday on Saturday.

B) Show up early because Mission Bar gets packed and I'll probably be blacked out by 11:00.

C) We will go elsewhere as the spirit takes us, unless the spirit takes us to dark and terrible dreams about being trapped underwater as a submarine approaches, its propeller scything slowly closer to our immobile and drowning bodies. See previous item about blacking out.

D) Vince will be up from LA manning the kissing booth. MANNING IT.

E) The Chicago Blackhawks will not be mentioned except to cast aspersions at them. No exceptions.