National Velociraptor Awareness Day

Every year, more and more lives are taken by velociraptors. Many believe that they perished with the rest of the dinosaur population, but nothing could be farther from the truth. They live among us now, their ability to disguise themselves having improved greatly. To start, remember the following:

- Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29.
- Velociraptors hunt... [read more]

Every year, more and more lives are taken by velociraptors. Many believe that they perished with the rest of the dinosaur population, but nothing could be farther from the truth. They live among us now, their ability to disguise themselves having improved greatly. To start, remember the following:

- Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29.
- Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around its prey.
- Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
- **Velociraptors do not know fear.**

So how can we reduce the number of death by velociraptors? Raise awareness.

- They are crafty creatures, able to hide in any location, and able to easily disguise themselves as humans, some wearing things such as tophats and monocles.
- Stay away from picture windows, and low-placed windows on houses and buildings. These are their easiest entrances, and should be at the least reinforced, if not avoided altogether.

This list will be built upon. Please invite others, so that the knowledge may spread.

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