Guten Tag my little German boys and girls!

So Ich have decided to have ze geburtstagsfeier (birthday bash) @ ze Beergarden where we will drink ze beer and play ze beer games anddd...KILL ZE BABY!

Ich will try to bring das boot so we can drink ze beer like true Germans while fist pumping to du hast & edel-weiss(english pronunciation anal vas)

if you are unaware, it is October which means... [read more]

Guten Tag my little German boys and girls!

So Ich have decided to have ze geburtstagsfeier (birthday bash) @ ze Beergarden where we will drink ze beer and play ze beer games anddd...KILL ZE BABY!

Ich will try to bring das boot so we can drink ze beer like true Germans while fist pumping to du hast & edel-weiss(english pronunciation anal vas)

if you are unaware, it is October which means Oktoberfest! which is not only going down in Germany but is also taking place at our very own Beergarden. So come through my little Germans and come celebrate ze Führer's geburtstagsfeier (birthday bash).

Ze beer games will be going down and most likely Deutschmark will be involved so don't forget to bring your euro's (Mario L) or WE WILL TAKE ZE BABY!

Ze festival will begin sundown because ze beergarden gets Über packed. If you are scared about ze weather, it was 73 degrees today so don't be..and even if it is cold or raining they have ze pits of fire scattered throughout ze garden and we can also take shelter in ze castle(indoor area).

Not sure if ze Beergarden will be our(or my) final journey but landmarks to keep in mind for after partei is : Cavo, Central, Ravel, Sweet Afton or Gallagher's 2000(jk) well actually maybe. All are in ze kingdom of Astoria and all are easily accessible by foot or chariot.

So bring ze German spirit and ze weiderhosen and we will kill ze JEW(english translation: party Oktoberfest style)

IN OUR HOUSE BEER IS JAGERMEISTER!

So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu

***If I have offended anyone...get over it, I'm a German Jew*****