Oh hi there, kids. Sit down. Your dad and I want to share some...difficult news with you. About Racquel. You know how she's old, and she's been so sick lately? How her cataracts have gotten so bad that she can't find the water bowl, and that goiter's grown so big she can't roll over anymore? Well...we're sending her to live on a farm in the country. Where she can run... [read more]

Oh hi there, kids. Sit down. Your dad and I want to share some...difficult news with you. About Racquel. You know how she's old, and she's been so sick lately? How her cataracts have gotten so bad that she can't find the water bowl, and that goiter's grown so big she can't roll over anymore? Well...we're sending her to live on a farm in the country. Where she can run free! It's for the best -- remember when she snarled at that hippie's baby at the farmers market last month? Ah. No, I know she didn't mean it. But the judge thinks we should put her....uh, on a van to the farm. Uh, no, we can't visit her after this.

But good news! Your dad's agreed to throw a party before she goes!
November 6th, 8PM
726 Pearl Street Suite B, 2nd Floor