27 years and 9 months ago, the condom broke... so I'm celebrating my 27th! Come to Happy Endings, where I'll be trying my damnedest to be black-out drunk by the time the clock strikes midnight -- at which point I'll turn into a pumpkin (organic, of course).
27 years and 9 months ago, the condom broke... so I'm celebrating my 27th! Come to Happy Endings, where I'll be trying my damnedest to be black-out drunk by the time the clock strikes midnight -- at which point I'll turn into a pumpkin (organic, of course).