Even we weren't expecting the return of this theme, but it has come to our attention that grown-ups out there are still hosting parties for sexy witches and sexy policemen. That shiz is lame.
Rules are the same as last year, with an important addition: you cannot come as the same unexpectedly sexy thing you were last year.
To attend this party, you must come dressed as something... [read more]
Even we weren't expecting the return of this theme, but it has come to our attention that grown-ups out there are still hosting parties for sexy witches and sexy policemen. That shiz is lame.
Rules are the same as last year, with an important addition: you cannot come as the same unexpectedly sexy thing you were last year.
To attend this party, you must come dressed as something unexpectedly sexy.
You may NOT come as:
-A sexy nurse
-A sexy jailbird
-A sexy postman
-A sexy kitten
You MAY come as:
-A sexy sea urchin
-A sexy houseplant
-A sexy disgruntled postman
-A sexy Supreme Court justice
Someone has already claimed "sexy tomato," so you'd better get your thinking caps on. Also, if you wear something similar to what Vlad wore last year, I may ask you not to sit on our coffee table this year -- no offense.
