In yet another calendar-fail, Faris will be in the UK during his birthday. Aside from referring to himself in the third person, he intends to make amends by proposing the following:

As exciting as it is to stain the carpet in Munger or to stain each other at Rudy’s, I want to embrace my latter-20’s-hood in (by Palo Alto standards) style. Arguably the douchiest spot in the area, it seems... [read more]

In yet another calendar-fail, Faris will be in the UK during his birthday. Aside from referring to himself in the third person, he intends to make amends by proposing the following:

As exciting as it is to stain the carpet in Munger or to stain each other at Rudy’s, I want to embrace my latter-20’s-hood in (by Palo Alto standards) style. Arguably the douchiest spot in the area, it seems only fitting to acknowledge my birth there.

There will be some reserved space in the lounge & drink specials available.
Take in the sights, the company, the cougars, the start-up dreams being crushed in every direction—it’s all part of the experience.

Stanford campus folk: it’s close, there’s ample parking and cabbing in either direction should be easy. There’s no Bar Review that night. There‘s no memo. There’s no excuse.

I’m haphazardly clicking names so feel free to invite others or invite yourself if you’re reading this ‘cuz it came up in your newsfeed (creeper).