A cheeky Nando's

No +1's. When you go for a cheeky Nando's, you have to order for the person sitting next to you. Trust me, it gets CRAZAY! I mean, what if your favourite meal is a mild double chicken breast wrap? Well, for all you know, you might get a spicy chicken pitta!!! See what I mean? CRAZAY!

Right, just thought I'd update you all with a couple of cheeky Nan-do's and Nan-don'ts.... [read more]

No +1's. When you go for a cheeky Nando's, you have to order for the person sitting next to you. Trust me, it gets CRAZAY! I mean, what if your favourite meal is a mild double chicken breast wrap? Well, for all you know, you might get a spicy chicken pitta!!! See what I mean? CRAZAY!

Right, just thought I'd update you all with a couple of cheeky Nan-do's and Nan-don'ts. First, the Nan-do's. Well, I can't actually think of any, except I suppose you're allowed to eat chicken. Now, the Nan-don'ts. Don't come naked. No sharing, unless it's a share-platter. No playing really loud music through your phone like a fucking wasteman, you'll be kicked out. NO SWEARING IS CARING! No smoking, we all like smokey chicken, not smokey fingers all over our share platter. No Mormons. No BBW That's all for now, stay tuned for more Nando's news. AIMEE WENT IS A FAT SLUT GO SUCK A DICK MUTHERFUCKA - Agreed, and she's also gay

Special birthday request will soon be available to surprise a fellow cheeky Nando's member whose birthday is on the 15th March. They will also get the choice to order for TWO people sitting either side of them. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS TWO PEOPLE! CRAZY STUFF I KNOW!!

Remember to bring your ID for fizzy drinks and a note from a legal parent or guardian. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHEEKY NANDO'S INVITATION YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN.

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