Did you know that the traditional gift for your 3rd wedding anniversary is a Blowjob, to completion? Or that no matter which birthday it falls on, Coitus is ‘the gift that always fits’? We’ve all received vibrators for Kwanzaa rather than a romantic remembrance, but what if their actual member (or orifice) is the present freely given … and how does one wrap ‘junk,’ anyway?

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Did you know that the traditional gift for your 3rd wedding anniversary is a Blowjob, to completion? Or that no matter which birthday it falls on, Coitus is ‘the gift that always fits’? We’ve all received vibrators for Kwanzaa rather than a romantic remembrance, but what if their actual member (or orifice) is the present freely given … and how does one wrap ‘junk,’ anyway?

This month’s Bawdy will feature tales of Holiday woe and success; from the hand-off of a casting of your dick to the loan of your boyfriend when you forgot to buy your roommate a token. It’s an evening of stories about the absence of actual presents, and the loan of body parts or lovers for just one day. Who knows, we may even have a special Hanukkah or Xmas tale in the line-up. We do try to shove all the wrongness we can into our last show of the year!

(Got a story that fits this theme? Email Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com & give me the gist of your story. If your story is chosen to be part of the line-up, I coach and prep you/it for the stage. Ask any of my previous performers: it really helps!)