HELLO MY LUNAR EMPIRE,

AS I PROMISED YOU, THERE IS A SECOND COMING OF RHONDA THIS MONTH. THIS SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2010, I WILL ONCE AGAIN BE RETURNING TO MY THRONE TO GUIDE YOU IN CONSTRUCTING OUR VERY OWN GREAT TEMPLE, A TEMPLE NOT SEEN IN THIS WORLD SINCE THE ANCIENT DAYS, OUR VERY OWN TEMPLE OF BOOM. HERE YOU WILL ALL BE KINGS AND QUEENS, SOME MORE THAN OTHERS, FOR YOU ALL MUST WORK TO... [read more]

HELLO MY LUNAR EMPIRE,

AS I PROMISED YOU, THERE IS A SECOND COMING OF RHONDA THIS MONTH. THIS SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2010, I WILL ONCE AGAIN BE RETURNING TO MY THRONE TO GUIDE YOU IN CONSTRUCTING OUR VERY OWN GREAT TEMPLE, A TEMPLE NOT SEEN IN THIS WORLD SINCE THE ANCIENT DAYS, OUR VERY OWN TEMPLE OF BOOM. HERE YOU WILL ALL BE KINGS AND QUEENS, SOME MORE THAN OTHERS, FOR YOU ALL MUST WORK TO BECOME THE SUPREME BEINGS I KNOW YOU CAN BE. LET ME GUIDE YOU INTO THE FUTURE, NURSE YOU, FEED YOU, SHOW YOU THE PLEASURES THAT ETERNITY CAN HOLD.

IN MY NEVERENDING QUEST FOR ALL THINGS DEEP, I'VE SOUGHT A MAN FROM THE DEPTHS OF DETROIT'S UNDERGROUND A MAN WHO HAS UPDATED ME INTO THE STAGES OF EROTICUS EROTICUS, A MEMBER OF CARL CRAIGS LEGENDARY LABEL PLANET E, A MAN WHO WILL CARRY US INTO THE FUTURE OF PLEASURE, HIS NAME IS MONTY LUKE.

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