During the holiday season, the festivities are not complete until you TORAH it up! The one COMMANDMENT that I find no one NOSE about is: Thou Shalt Party Till the Candle Lights Go Out!

Sunday is the fifth night of HANUKKAH so grab your MANISCHEWITZ and come dance like you're a HORA! It's the FESTIVAL OF LIGHT beer and I know just the way to celebrate: with DREIDEL drinking games!
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During the holiday season, the festivities are not complete until you TORAH it up! The one COMMANDMENT that I find no one NOSE about is: Thou Shalt Party Till the Candle Lights Go Out!

Sunday is the fifth night of HANUKKAH so grab your MANISCHEWITZ and come dance like you're a HORA! It's the FESTIVAL OF LIGHT beer and I know just the way to celebrate: with DREIDEL drinking games!

I'm going to GELT you into coming, so be sure to CHALLAH back. Jew know Jew wanna.

LE CHAIM!! :^)




TORAH: the Jewish holy book

NOSE: a part of the body that is usually large for Jews

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS: http://www.beeronthewall.com/media/offthewall/v7-11-BOW.pdf

HANUKKAH: time to party

MANISCHEWITZ: delicious delicious wine

HORA: the Jewish boogie

FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS: Hanukkah, also a euphemism for getting high

DREIDEL: a Jewish game. It will tell you when to drink

GELT: chocolate gold coins (sort of bribing you to come...)

CHALLAH: the best bread ever

LE CHAIM: the Jewish "cheers!", meaning "to life", because c'mon our lives are awesome