Just when you thought you can sneak out of the city for the holidays without getting fabulously merry on eggnog (miller high life) and mulled cider (crystal palace yo), come get freaky at what The Washingtonian (not for attribution) has dubbed, QUOTE: "the greatest [freakiest] party in the history of the city."

Adam and Cara will bring the sugar and spice, but at this party Bobby joins... [read more]

Just when you thought you can sneak out of the city for the holidays without getting fabulously merry on eggnog (miller high life) and mulled cider (crystal palace yo), come get freaky at what The Washingtonian (not for attribution) has dubbed, QUOTE: "the greatest [freakiest] party in the history of the city."

Adam and Cara will bring the sugar and spice, but at this party Bobby joins as co-host with EVERYTHING NICE. That's right, this high roller is bringing the big guns, which means (1) a room filled entirely with rose petals, (2) all you can eat pigs in blankets, and (3) finally, and most importantly, easy babes (Cara).

As always the 1713 U street crew will deliver a uniquely freaky holiday experience and we hope you can be there. Bring whomever and RSVP to get us excited.