I'd love for as many of you as possible to join me for LNFPFB, which is not to be confused with LFNBFP, another acronym I just made up right this second.
In addition to drinking many beers, I'll be giving free Drunken Jenga lessons, which you will find especially useful if your name happens to be Kelley Karnes or Jenny Matthews.
Before heading to The Roosevelt, I'll be swinging by Buzzcation at The District, so if you can't stay out super late, please join me there instead. Or for both. That would be even better, but I'll take what I can get.
If you can't make it, you can't make it. No worries. I totally understand. And I know some of you still are out of town or traveling or whatever, but I tagged you in the invite because I wanted to make sure you read the words immediately after this colon:
All of you, each in your own way, made my time in Phoenix, in school or out of school, in bars or in some other place less frequently visited, wherever, whenever, an absolute fucking blast.