ATTN: CULT OF CTHULHU, ESOTERIC ORDER OF DAGON, SERVANTS OF NYARLATHOTEP, SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF LILITH, WIZARDS, MAGICIANS, SATANISTS, SCHIZOPHRENICS, THAT THING OVER THERE, AND ALL GENERAL OTHER ORDERS & INDIVIDUALS TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN
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The time is now approaching where plans need to be made. We are looking for anyone with access or resources available to... [read more]

ATTN: CULT OF CTHULHU, ESOTERIC ORDER OF DAGON, SERVANTS OF NYARLATHOTEP, SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF LILITH, WIZARDS, MAGICIANS, SATANISTS, SCHIZOPHRENICS, THAT THING OVER THERE, AND ALL GENERAL OTHER ORDERS & INDIVIDUALS TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN
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The time is now approaching where plans need to be made. We are looking for anyone with access or resources available to procure a large sea-faring vessel capable of traveling from the shores of the United States of America to the South Pacific Ocean, to the co-ordinates of 49°51′S 128°34′W by December the 18th of the year 2012. If you can procure such a craft that can carry up to at least 138 passengers, please e-mail icer.rose@gmail.com. Thank you.
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The winter solstice of 2012 will occur at 11:11 GMT on December 21st 2012, the same day the Mayan Long Count Calender flips over or "ends" as some say. On that morning the sun will appear to rise into the area of the sky we refer to as the galactic center or nuclear bulge. It is the location of the super-massive black hole at the center of the rotation of the the Milky Way galaxy. The sun's position in the sky on this day will also be perceptively aligned with the "Dark Rift" (the dark band that to the eye seems to divide the bright band of the Milky Way galaxy). Additionally on this day, Jupiter and Saturn will be involved in an astrological formation known as a Yod (finger of God.) With the combination of all these celestial events, the "stars will be right" and Cthulhu will begin to awaken.

At the proper time,"the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from his tomb to revive His subjects and resume his rule of earth....Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom"

In 1997 (15 years in advance to 2012) a "bloop" was heard in the southern Pacific Ocean within a 500 mile proximity of the supposed location of Cthulhu's sunken tomb-city known as R'lyeh located at 47°9′S 126°43′W. This "bloop" was louder than any known animal noise (even whales) and suggested to possibly be from a gigantic cephalopod.

Cthulhu's appearance has been said to be of a gigantic cephalopod with a body like a man's and bat-like wings. "a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind"

Cthulhu rises in 2012.