How Many Birthdays?
January 14-15, 2011, 8pm-4:00am
Posted 1 year, 4 months ago
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces,
and now I want some birthday complacence.
Hotter than a pop-tart fresh out of the toaster,
I'ma sell it to you like a scientific poster:

8 to 10, lots of men at the saloon
Photobooth impropriety puts me over the moon.
For a deep decline in sobriety, join me at Utopia
give a kiss "hi" 'cause I've uncorrected myopia.

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