Tune in to IFC this Friday at 10pm / 9pm Central Time for the premiere of Onion News Network.

As the nation’s number-one source for breaking news, screaming political arguments and vital information on missing teenage Caucasian girls, Onion News Network boasts more attack satellites than any other news organization and no other channel has more secret surveillance cameras in homes, businesses,... [read more]

Tune in to IFC this Friday at 10pm / 9pm Central Time for the premiere of Onion News Network.

As the nation’s number-one source for breaking news, screaming political arguments and vital information on missing teenage Caucasian girls, Onion News Network boasts more attack satellites than any other news organization and no other channel has more secret surveillance cameras in homes, businesses, and high-level government offices. Onion News Network is truly the most powerful name in news.

Programming includes Today Now! for morning news to ease you softly into your day, Washington This Afternoon and the Cressbeckler Stance for astute political commentary, Star Fix for obsessive coverage of celebrity and entertainment events, Cross Examination with Shelby Cross for tracking the latest legal cases, and In The Know for no-holds-barred debate.

Onion News Network will showcase the network’s top-rated prime time show, a hyperactive graphics and sound effect-laden news explosion called "FactZone with Brooke Alvarez," hosted by the world’s most respected news-reader.

Follow the show: http://facebook.com/OnionNewsNetwork

Subscribe to the iTunes Season Pass, and never miss an episode: http://onion.com/onIFCtv