Listen up, sports fans, the big game is upon us. Sure, the match-up only really appeals to overweight, backwoods inbreds, but that doesn't mean we can't still have a good time. In fact, the game is ripe with plenty of juicy storylines:

-Can Big Ben's ability to throw a ball far make everyone forget he is a sex offender?
-Will Aaron Rodgers continue to turn Jeff Renfro into an... [read more]

Listen up, sports fans, the big game is upon us. Sure, the match-up only really appeals to overweight, backwoods inbreds, but that doesn't mean we can't still have a good time. In fact, the game is ripe with plenty of juicy storylines:

-Can Big Ben's ability to throw a ball far make everyone forget he is a sex offender?
-Will Aaron Rodgers continue to turn Jeff Renfro into an adolescent girl who just won tickets to the B96 Bash?
-Does Clay Matthews mop the locker room shower with his hair?
-Does Troy Polamalu mop the locker room shower with his hair?

...and many more!

We will be making a TBD food and ask that you also please bring something *if you can* (*read: if you are not a complete turd)

Other party highlights include:

-$1 squares
-a very special live halftime performance by international dance sensation Ed Liss
-alcohol
-embarrassing comments
-awkward silences

Hope you either can or can't make it.