Mary's Breaking Up with San Francisco: I'm Moving to Texas!!
Velvet Cantina · Sunday, February 20, 2011, 5:30-8:30pm
Posted 1 year, 3 months ago
Dear San Frandisco,
It’s not you, it’s me.

It’s finally time for me to break up with my other boyfriend, San Francisco, and run along, lil doggies—I’m moving to Texas!

In my (almost) 8 years in the city, I’ve lived an ENTIRE lifetime: Google, Facebook, Zynga, 6 apartments, 12 roommates, 1 husband, the best friends a girl could ever want, 3 years of Frisco Disco, countless... [read more]