Look at how far we've come.
We have flying cars. skyways. hoverboards. jackets that dry themselves. shoes that lace themselves. FRIGGIN JAWS THAT FAKE EATS YOU AND COMES OUT OF A POND.
And who can forget our largest, most significant achievement: FAX MACHINES BUILT INTO THE WALLS. These have truly revolutionized the way we send documents.
Guys, it's officially the future. *It's...
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Look at how far we've come.
We have flying cars. skyways. hoverboards. jackets that dry themselves. shoes that lace themselves. FRIGGIN JAWS THAT FAKE EATS YOU AND COMES OUT OF A POND.
And who can forget our largest, most significant achievement: FAX MACHINES BUILT INTO THE WALLS. These have truly revolutionized the way we send documents.
Guys, it's officially the future. *It's here.* Let's celebrate. Invite all of your friends.