This day is the day for all men to stand up and say, "Yes, I am a Man." And "Yes, I will step up and do manly things and whatever I want to do on this glorious day!"
Come, make history! Be a part of National Man day. Take the world by the throat and tell them it's ok to watch Rocky movies all day. Tell them it's fine if you sit in your favorite chair and scratch yourself. Tell them it's normal to go shoot stuff or blow something up. Why? Because YOU ARE A MAN!!!
You aren't some nancy that likes to frolic in the fields, unless it's a field of mines and you have an AK47 and a hand full of grenades... Then you really are a man!
Yes on this day, men across the nation will be saying, "Screw you salad bar, with your salad and light dressings!" Men will step up and say, "I'll take that 20 oz steak, and yes, I'll eat it all. Because I'm a man!"
I'm not asking you to throw some sissy party, or to go buy a new power tie because you're a man. All I'm asking you to do is step up live this day like a man would. Blow something up, shoot some animal, punch your buddy in the face for no reason, be a good father, play football and literally knock someone's head off... Do something manly. Be a man like God intended you to be...
Take this day and celebrate your manhood!
Hello my friends,
A person has made a significant slam to our sacred holiday. Instead of giving support to National Man Day, they have deemed our day as "Sneak a Kiss Day".
First, who the crap thinks of a day like that?? Seriously.
Second, how can you sneak a kiss? The object of sneaking something is to not let anyone else know about what you are doing. So are you guys going to sneak into your closet and kiss yourself without telling you?? Maybe later you can write in your journal and laugh about it...
Here it is men, we are MEN! We don't sneak kisses. We kiss and make sure she knows it's a freaking kiss!! Let her know you care, not by being some nancy that tries to play it off like it was a bug that landed on her cheek.
Be a man!
So, let's not go around "sneaking" kisses on June 15th. Let's go around being men! Being responsible, God fearing, mother loving, good fathering, awesome husband, men! Men that don't need to sneak a kiss to actually get one, men that treat their women right and deserve a big kiss!
Let's be MEN!
Sincerely,
Joel Longanecker
Hello my fellow countrymen!
I have received mail recently that questioned the motives of this day. So, once again I want to clarify what National Man Day is about.
National Man Day isn't about getting drunk and having sex with a million girls, anyone can do that.
National Man Day is about being a responsible man and having fun doing it! So many times the media and other forces tell us that being manly isn't cool. They say it's ok to not be a man of your word, or to walk out and leave your family. National Man Day is a day to step up, slap the media in the face and tell them it is GREAT to be a manly man, one that John Wayne would be proud of! It is a day to step up and be a good father, or bring some flowers home to your wife. It's a day to be a man, one that this country hasn't seen in decades. It's a day to be a responsible, God fearing, God loving man! And it's a day to have freaking blast doing it!!!!
So on June 15th, take time to be a good man! Take time to honor your family, to honor you country and to honor God! Take this day to make it the beginning of the return of manly men!!!!
June 15th is the RETURN OF MAN!!
National Man Day. What comes to your mind when you hear that? Maybe blowing things up, maybe doing manly things and cooking food on the grill. If so, GREAT! All those things are a part of National Man Day. Notice PART. The other part to National Man Day is about men stepping up and becoming men. Here at National Man Day, we want to make the men of this nation better men! Why? Because men around this nation have been taking the easy way out and shying away from what being a man is all about! We want to make men better fathers, better husbands, better boyfriends, better sons, better brothers, and better Americans. Our goal is to make men better! While having lots of fun doing it! So next time you wonder why National Man Day is here, know that our goal is to make men across this Nation better MEN!
Keep up the good work, fellas!
Remember, June 15th is the Return of Man!
Here it is, gentlemen... The time you have all been waiting for....
Then National Man Day website is UP and manlier than EVER! What's that?? You don't know what the web address is?? How does, thereturnofman.com sound?? That is, the return of man.com with NO spaces.
Look, I may be a little bias.... But the site is freaking A-mazing!! You can check out some info on us founders or check out a sweet t-shirt that has the official NMD logo on it!
Check it out, fellas! You won't regret it!
And remember.....
June 15th is the Return of Man!
Sincerely,
Joel Longanecker
National Man Day Co-Founder
www.thereturnofman.com
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Greetings fans of National Man Day!
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“Why?? How does one do this, Mr. Longanecker??”
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More importantly, MANsaver now has one of the year’s most important (non)holiday that is (not) on the calendar! Yep, National Man Day is included in the app with a link to our website!
Be sure to get this app downloaded and keep yourself out of the dog house! More importantly, keep yourself out of NMD’s dog house… Because our dog house is not a pleasant place…. Unless you like rabid vampire ninjas that haven’t ate since we tossed the guy from Twilight in there to see if those vampires could hold their own against us… Let’s just say that didn’t go well.
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Remember, June 15th is the Return of Man!
-Joel Longanecker
National Man Day Co-Founder
www.thereturnofman.com
