Despite what the experts predicted, the norms of society suggest, and the laws of physics dictate, we made it to 26 and want to celebrate this astounding accomplishment by getting drunk with all of you! We are alcoholics, y'know.

We’ve reserved a comfy spot in The Residence where we’ll meet/drink/be merry from 8pm to 10-11pm or so, then we’ll see where the night (and booze) take us! ... [read more]

Despite what the experts predicted, the norms of society suggest, and the laws of physics dictate, we made it to 26 and want to celebrate this astounding accomplishment by getting drunk with all of you! We are alcoholics, y'know.

We’ve reserved a comfy spot in The Residence where we’ll meet/drink/be merry from 8pm to 10-11pm or so, then we’ll see where the night (and booze) take us! Most likely somewhere to dance, perhaps to Popeye’s Chicken, maybe even to the moon and back! We are a little wild after all.

The Residence is a cozy little lounge, so an 8pm meetup time should allow our group to commandeer the place for some hard partying. Also, there may or may not be pork belly donuts involved. Don’t even bother hiding your food boners. We won’t. We are fatties, obvs.

Hope to see you there! Oh, and in case you were wondering: Phil is the Otter and Lawrence is the Red Panda. Ke$ha is, well… Ke$ha. It’s a long story, so let’s just sum it up by saying “we are who we are.”