Look at that Fabio-in-training picture. Seducing you with just one gaze. Inviting you oh-so-close to caress that beard.
Now wouldn't you feel better throwing something at that d-bag and demoralizing him? Yes. If I was you, I would too.
Come enjoy Holi - the yearly Indian tradition of throwing colored powder at each other. You get to celebrate me getting older and more importantly, nail... [read more]