When we say this will be the greatest Mommie screening ever… you know we mean it!
Peaches Christ, Heklina, & Martiny Proudly Present
MOMMIE DEAREST: The Ultimate 30th Anniversary Celebration
Saturday, May 7th Mother's Day Weekend
Castro Theatre, Show at 8pm (doors at 7pm)
Featuring the pre-show spectacular TRANNIE DEAREST
Starring Peaches Christ, Heklina, Martiny, and Peaches' real-life mother Mrs. Christ
Online Tickets & More:
http://www.peacheschrist.com/?p=7875
Peaches Christ Productions presents the ULTIMATE MOMMIE DEAREST: 30th Anniversary Birthday Celebration, just in time for Mother’s Day weekend, for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the historic CASTRO THEATRE! Hosted by the Mommie from Hell — PEACHES CHRIST herself — this special evening will also include the anticipated return of the legendary pre-show TRANNIE DEAREST!
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There are those handful of films that have acquired legions upon legions of fans – fans who know how to truly celebrate great art; Mommie Dearest could be the ultimate representation of this.
You haven’t truly lived until you find yourself surrounded by over a 1,000 white-robed, beauty-mask wearing, towel-turbaned Mommie extremists, all screaming at Christina for not hanging her clothing properly. Feel the steam from Joan’s multi-head shower… reassure her that everything will be “alright”… stand at her side when that brat Christina takes things too far… cheer Joan on when she stands up to the evil men of Pepsi Co. Don’t forget your Clorox and wire hangers! You know Joan wouldn’t…
Strap yourself in as this elaborate evening will feature “Mommie” approved events that will have you chopping down cherry trees with fiendish delight-
“TRANNIE DEAREST” RETURNS WITH A REAL MOMMIE…INVOLVED!
The evening will kick-off with the long-awaited return of the theatrical spectacular “Trannie Dearest”...
STARRING:
Peaches Christ as... Peaches Christ
Heklina as... HekTina
Martiny as... Maid
Mrs. Christ as... Mrs. Christ
ALSO STARRING:
Kegel Kater
Sandra O. No-shi Di'int
Pristine Condition
Aurora Switchblade
Ginorma Desmond
Jill Felta-Fish
IMPROVED PICTURE! IMPROVED SOUND!
Looks can be deceiving but not this time! Be the first in the country to see Mommie Dearest like you’ve never seen her before with a sparkling, pristine presentation of the film before it goes goes on tour across the country. For those of you who’ve been to our past screenings, you know just how fierce this really is. No more faded, pink prints!
MIDNIGHT MASS MOTHERS!
We're thrilled to have the "Mothers Of Mass" be presented for you on-stage. Gawk at the following real-life moms on-hand for worship!
MRS. CHRIST
Real-life mother of Peaches Chrst
MRS. DAZZLER
Real-life mother of Peaches' long-time costume designer Bea Dazzler
MS. HATFIELD
Real-life mother of Peaches' long-time graphic designer Chris Hatfield
MRS. RITA CORTEZ SHARKEY
Real-life mother of producer Sam Sharkey
MS. SPREADS
Real-life mother of Bobby Barber aka Honey Spreads
MRS. WONDERLETTE
No lie. Real-life mother of Cousin Wonderlette
WE LOVE OUR MOMS…SO LET’S SHOW THEM OFF!
Don’t be shy and step right up with our extra special DEAREST MOMMIE PARADE. Bring your mom, dress up like her or borrow one!! Embrace your maternal instinct and march with shoulder-padded vigor for a procession, that will have to be seen…to believe!!
Blow a candle, grab your ticket now and celebrate with us as we are confident that by the end of the evening, you’ll be screaming, “Is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel!!?”
TICKETS!
Tickets Available Online HERE
http://store.peacheschrist.com/category/9-show-tickets.aspx
Join Her Fan Club HERE to get the secret code for money off every ticket you purchase:
http://www.peacheschrist.com/?page_id=182
VIP HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY TICKET: $40 includes:
- 2 Complimentary Cocktails at the “Boys & The Booze Bar”, Castro Mezzanine
- Preferred seating in the Hollywood Royalty section, center orchestra.
- One free raffle ticket to win the “Why Must Everything Be A Contest Prize” Gift Basket
- A limited edition “Ultimate Mommie Dearest” program signed by the “Trannie Dearest” cast
- Early entry to the event!
EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM General Admission $20
Available online only until 12pm May 7, 2011
DAY OF SHOW $25
Available only at Castro Box Office
Box Office sales begin at noon the day of show (Saturday, May 7th) @ the Castro Theatre
$5 Off every ticket with PC Fan Club Code. Discount code does not apply at the Box Office.
If you’ve never been to a Peaches Christ screening of Mommie Dearest before, don’t let this chance pass you buy. No one celebrates this movie better then Peaches Christ and her Midnight Mass Players.
