Most young men have a right of passage into adult hood. Phil and other young Jewish Boys, had a bar mitzvah celebration, allowing them to participate in all areas of Jewish Faith, which includes above all, dodging bar tabs by any means necessary. Chey and other members of the Etoro Tribe of Papua New Guinea are welcomed into manhood by no longer having to ingest their elders semen, although we... [read more]

Most young men have a right of passage into adult hood. Phil and other young Jewish Boys, had a bar mitzvah celebration, allowing them to participate in all areas of Jewish Faith, which includes above all, dodging bar tabs by any means necessary. Chey and other members of the Etoro Tribe of Papua New Guinea are welcomed into manhood by no longer having to ingest their elders semen, although we have seen Chey relapse into childhood time and time again. Andrea and Nicole, as young latin boys, were introduced into womanhood, by adorning white dresses and having elaborate Quinceanera's...there has been a strong confirmation that white was definitely not an appropriate color for those two!!
I, on the other hand, was never privileged enough to experience a formal introduction into the wonderful world of adulthood. Hence, with less than a week before I turn 30, I am still experiencing life through the goggles of a witty, good looking, immature 15 year old.
This is where all of you come in: Please help me venture into my 30's, and life as an adult by the only way we know how: a BBQ, beer bongs, bikini's and board shorts! The celebration will take place on my patio, and the beach directly in front (10th and The Strand). Please bring your beverage(s) of choice!!
Hope to See you there,
Soon to be Old Balls, Arturo Ignacio Diaz-Gonzalez IV