my birthday falls at the beginning of the work week this year. which, according to world-renowned expert, garfield, sucks. so let's realign the party stars and booze on may 20th instead. let's drink to celebrate the fact that it's friday, and not that vindictive asshole, monday.

please invite anyone i missed. if they're awesome.

oh, and in lieu of gifts, bring hilarious... [read more]

my birthday falls at the beginning of the work week this year. which, according to world-renowned expert, garfield, sucks. so let's realign the party stars and booze on may 20th instead. let's drink to celebrate the fact that it's friday, and not that vindictive asshole, monday.

please invite anyone i missed. if they're awesome.

oh, and in lieu of gifts, bring hilarious hang ups, neuroses, and/or lasagna.