Sat May 21st: Jesus comes and takes all the Christians with him. The Rapture.
Sun May 22nd: The rest of us party in the streets! Oh rapture!
Free Booze! Free Food! Free Cake! Well, after the looting, of course.
A pre-party orgy of biblical proportions is planned for Friday May 20th...ask your Facebook friends for details.
Hope to see you there!
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