On, July 1st come celebrate the first anniversary of the release of Kyle Holmes' epic, Green Twilight! First, listen enraptured as Kyle Holmes delivers a dramatic interpretation of Chapter 1 of his epic masterpiece. Then enjoy some cocktails at an undisclosed location. It'll be somewhere cool. We promise.

Okay, fine, I'm a liar. Technically, it's the anniversary of Alex... [read more]

On, July 1st come celebrate the first anniversary of the release of Kyle Holmes' epic, Green Twilight! First, listen enraptured as Kyle Holmes delivers a dramatic interpretation of Chapter 1 of his epic masterpiece. Then enjoy some cocktails at an undisclosed location. It'll be somewhere cool. We promise.

Okay, fine, I'm a liar. Technically, it's the anniversary of Alex asking Kyle, "Hey, how's Green Twilight going?", which debuted on Kyle's Facebook wall for the first time on July 1st last year. Yes! This DOES explain those daily Facebook notifications you get. Now, personally, I love logging in to Facebook every day and seeing the same damn message, over and over again, ceaselessly. It's the one source of constancy in my otherwise unpredictable and terrifying life. So it's an occasion nonetheless. You don't like that? Fine. Here's a list of other things that happened on July 1st: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_1 . Find your own damn reason to party, wet blanket.

I have it on good word that preview chapters (and Jell-O shots!) will be available for your perusal during the event. Kyle Holmes will also be autographing Green Twilight paraphernalia (for auction on Ebay), or, failing that, body parts. Bring your own sharpie.

(Technically, this event is supposed to be called the "The Green Twilight One Year Pre-Release Anniversary Extravaganza and All-Around Sexy Time," but Facebook won't accept such a long title.)