Crissy Field Amphitheater next to Warming Hut
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Saturday, June 25, 2011, 12pm-4:00pm
Posted 11 months, 2 weeks ago
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The people who brought you The Stuff White People Like BBQ now invite you to…
The Stuff White Kids Like BBQ!
Are you Asian and wish your childhood included less time learning to do arithmetic more quickly than a calculator and more time learning how to play a sport, any sport? Or are you Indian and still trying to forget the days when you’d ask your mom for a Super Nintendo and she’d... [read more]
The people who brought you The Stuff White People Like BBQ now invite you to…
The Stuff White Kids Like BBQ!
Are you Asian and wish your childhood included less time learning to do arithmetic more quickly than a calculator and more time learning how to play a sport, any sport? Or are you Indian and still trying to forget the days when you’d ask your mom for a Super Nintendo and she’d threaten to beat you with a dunda? Or perhaps you’re white and look back on your childhood as the best time of your life – filled with real restaurant food; trips to places that weren’t free; and a mother who told you she was proud of you no matter what?
Well here’s your chance to live or relive the carefree white childhood that ethnic children around the world dream about every night. But it’ll be even better now because we’re gonna play like white kids but drink like repressed adults.
There will even be a celebrity guest appearance from a “Growing Pains” child star! Don’t forget your autograph book.
WHAT WILL WE DO?
We’ll divide into two teams to play the games that white kids grew up with but some of us have never experienced:
- water balloon fight
- ladder toss
- flag football
- cornhole
WHAT SHOULD YOU WEAR?
Please wear BLUE or YELLOW so that it’s clear which team you’re on. The teams will be named after the two things white kids love most, so it’ll be Team Drunk vs. Team High!!!
WHERE WILL WE BE?
We’ll be running around amongst real white kids at Crissy Field at The Amphitheater. It’s right next to The Warming Hut at the base of the Golden Gate Bridge.
PLAYGROUND RULES
1 - Please share! If your first name starts with A to L, please bring beer or hard alcohol. If your first name starts with M to Z, please bring some food.
2 - Playing rough is highly encouraged, so -- in addition to remembering to wear BLUE or YELLOW -- please wear comfortable clothes you won't mind getting wet, dirty, ripped, or completely ruined.
