(YES, this is from around 7 am 'til noon....YIKES)

Calling all Freaks and Artists!
Calling all performers and fuckos!
Calling all extroverts and pranksters!
PASS THIS AROUND TO YOUR PALS...

Would you like to showcase your talents on a NATIONAL, hell, a WORLD STAGE?
(of course you would...duh)

Well, I have your prime opportunity at the upcoming San Francisco Marathon!

Here's the quick... [read more]

(YES, this is from around 7 am 'til noon....YIKES)

Calling all Freaks and Artists!
Calling all performers and fuckos!
Calling all extroverts and pranksters!
PASS THIS AROUND TO YOUR PALS...

Would you like to showcase your talents on a NATIONAL, hell, a WORLD STAGE?
(of course you would...duh)

Well, I have your prime opportunity at the upcoming San Francisco Marathon!

Here's the quick backstory:

A couple of months ago, Catie Magee informed me and others that the SFM was making a "Call for Art" and essentially wanted to line the marathon course with art/experience/color and cheer stations. If you read between the lines like my Cat did, they were saying, "...let's ask the freaks to make the marathon look cool"
OK THEN!
When the idea was passed around, my friend Nelz already had a plan for a "Quitting Station" for another marathon, wherein he would setup a place and offer cheeseburgers, whiskey, beer, etc. to tempt runners to QUIT...and all his cohorts would be dressed as Devils. Well, he executed this fuckery and it went VERY WELL.

Fast forward the story and now you'll find me here, asking for your enthusiastic participation.
I APPLIED FOR A CHEER STATION 1 MILE FROM THE END OF THE COURSE AND GOT IT!

We have a station with 100 feet of SF Marathon frontage and at least 200 feet worth of depth to create what I'd loosely term a Mini-Decompression Quitting Station manned by every version of a Devil and/or Temptress you can dream up!

Seriously, we have the LAST station along the 26 mile route, look at this .pdf and we are at the 25 mark, right before the 3rd Street bridge:

http://0e6973abf50bbd86ca98c4a480b43153b7c6801e.gripelements.com/pdf/maps/map_full.pdf

So kiddos, WHAT CAN YOU BRING TO THIS PARTY???

I want steaks and grills...cheeseburgers and burritos...whiskey and beer..sodas and cocktails.
Dancing devils girls (Lusty Ladies? Hubba gals?) Donuts on a long stick (thanks Eddie)
FIRE and more FIRE..dancers with fire, hoopers with fire...
DJ's and dancing..massage chairs and acupunture...

Basically, if you have something that works on the Playa or elsewhere that makes people happy and might be even slightly subversive:

BRING THAT SHIT!

WE WANT THEM TO SEE IT ALL IN ACTION AND IF THEY HAVE ANY INCLINATION TO TAKE A BREAK, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP THEMSELVES.

It'll be a big party, a huge party, a 2000+ square foot party at the end of the Marathon and the media and the world will see it and love it.

You'll be so famous, you'll be infamous :)

Please get in on this, it's almost your last chance before the Playa to do something BIG and FUN and MAYBE EVEN change a FEW LIVES too!

For the next 17 days, this is my mission, I would like you to join in on this epic assignment and I trust you will.

Thanks in advance for your efforts to make the Marathon a stage for US...
Tex
PS, I am also making a planning group for this and will be inviting everyone.