avast ye!! prepare to be boarded, blow the man down, and hasten to put the ho back in yo-ho-ho!

i be turnin' thirty-ONE (shiver me timbers!) and this year me birthday falls on a friday eve. for my paaaarrrty ive decided on a pub crawl because, well, weighing anchor is fun.

so smartly don yer finest pirate gladrags, bc if ye be a buzzkill, me crew of best scallywags and wenches be... [read more]

avast ye!! prepare to be boarded, blow the man down, and hasten to put the ho back in yo-ho-ho!

i be turnin' thirty-ONE (shiver me timbers!) and this year me birthday falls on a friday eve. for my paaaarrrty ive decided on a pub crawl because, well, weighing anchor is fun.

so smartly don yer finest pirate gladrags, bc if ye be a buzzkill, me crew of best scallywags and wenches be forcin' hats or other jolly roger themed stuff on yeh faster than ye can say parlay! i take costumes mighty seriously, savvy? and feel free to invite other mateys, just not the pansy landlubber types.

haven't decided on the exact route for us to plunder yet, but most likely start out with the grog at tonic, or maybe... the buccaneer? all tbd when we get thar, but i fully reckon our antics be landin' at least one o' our crew in the brig/gallows before sunrise.

...dead men tell no tales...

jXX