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Friends, Chubbies-aholics, Countrymen, Lend me your ears!
That fateful day is upon us. That day when you unshackle your claustrophobic thighs and let them basque in the open air and sunshine. When you cast off those oppressive khaki pants and cargo capris to don the most immaculate pair of shorts in the history of mankind. ...
[read more] Order tickets via Eventbrite:
http://chubbies-efbevent.eventbrite.com
Friends, Chubbies-aholics, Countrymen, Lend me your ears!
That fateful day is upon us. That day when you unshackle your claustrophobic thighs and let them basque in the open air and sunshine. When you cast off those oppressive khaki pants and cargo capris to don the most immaculate pair of shorts in the history of mankind. No longer will you suffer the burdens of constricted movement and lack of aerodynamics. No longer will you be forced to live in the dark ages of shortswear.
Chubbies have arrived.
Welcome to the revolution - the short shorts revolution. Short-shorts heroes like Tom Selleck, John McEnroe, Kurt Rambis, your dad, your grandpa, ALL basketball teams in the 80s, and UPS guys have been like beacons of light through these troubled times, and Chubbies represents that oh-so-sweet reprieve.
Join us, the Chubbies Crew, on August 20th from 11:30am to 3:00pm in the back patio of Unwind for some great appetizers, day drinking, rockin 80s tunes, and, most of all, awesome shorts. We will have our full summer line up on display and you will be amazed at the pure radness that embodies each and every pair of Chubbies. Come one and all to purchase the last pair of shorts you will ever need.
We'll see you there.
Please forward this along to any and all who may be similarly burdened with excess leg fabric.
PS: For all the Ladies out there, we will be debuting our inaugural Chubette - a short with the same panache and debonnaire as the Original Chubbies, but custom designed for the needs of todays woman.
PPS: All ticket sales will go to support the Chubbies short shorts crusade - a damn good cause if I've ever heard of one...
Brought to you by...
Tom M., Kyle H., and Rainer C.
