Last year's Liam/Dr. Michelle blowout was a karaoke freestyle jam that ended in boogying, random folks making out, and several morning-after apology phone calls. And this year, we're adding Diane O'Debra into the mix, which means this might be the birthday party where somebody dies.
This year we're going to have CELEBRITY DJS tag-team spinning on the wheels of steel to bring a...
[read more] Last year's Liam/Dr. Michelle blowout was a karaoke freestyle jam that ended in boogying, random folks making out, and several morning-after apology phone calls. And this year, we're adding Diane O'Debra into the mix, which means this might be the birthday party where somebody dies.
This year we're going to have CELEBRITY DJS tag-team spinning on the wheels of steel to bring a dance party that doesn't stop until the bar breaks. Our CELEBRITY DJS are: Joe Garden, Bex Schwartz, and Mike Doughty.
FAQ:
CAN I BRING FRIENDS?
Invite your friends, invite your loved ones, invite your casual acquaintances. Everyone is invited.
(If they aren't weird, like not in the good weird way that our friends are weird, but the bad weird way where they stand in a corner and stare at women and then make shitty comments when you try to talk to them and then corner one person and talk their ear off for 45 minutes.)
(Also, your coke dealer is not invited. That's what The Mars Bar is for.)
I WASN'T ON THIS INVITE. CAN I COME, OR SHOULD I POUT AND THEN PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY BRING IT UP SIX MONTHS LATER?
Everyone's invited! If you didn't get an invite in your inbox or your Facebook feed, it's because the three of us are busy. But if the second way works for you, then that's good, too.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
NO PRESENTS. Instead of a present, bring a female friend. Why? Because comedy parties tend to be VERY dude-heavy, and no one has fun at an all-dude party.
And if you don't have any female friends, bring a cake.
Or even better, bring a female friend AND a cake.
WHO WILL BE SPINNING?
NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUS - okay, details TBA. We'll let you know.
