Come one! Come all! Step right up and be amazed by the Shittiest Show on Earth:
Something Sweaty This Way Comes:
Under our Big Top awaits a plethora of exotic fauna and culturally irrelevant phenomena: camels, acrobats, clowns,rhinos, hippos, ponies, zebras, ostriches, dwarves with umbrellas, elephants, the fat man, lions, tigers, seals, bears, more clowns, and poodles- all having questionable...
[read more] Come one! Come all! Step right up and be amazed by the Shittiest Show on Earth:
Something Sweaty This Way Comes:
Under our Big Top awaits a plethora of exotic fauna and culturally irrelevant phenomena: camels, acrobats, clowns,rhinos, hippos, ponies, zebras, ostriches, dwarves with umbrellas, elephants, the fat man, lions, tigers, seals, bears, more clowns, and poodles- all having questionable interactions with each other along with a ton of red and white stuff and curated performances that will make you ponder the question "really?".
"Something Sweaty This Way Comes" is simultaneously a huge potential fire hazard and a tasteless, erotic homage to the circus, sexual perversion and degeneracy. It is our fourth epic installation with visual, audio and performance components and continues our artistic mandate and cultural mission to provide a nocturnal oasis and alternative to the originally interesting but rapidly disintegrating and poorly curated cultural disaster known as Nuit Blanche.
Witness our menagerie of sexual oddities and overrated, sad exploits presented to the city of Toronto, not to educate or engage an illiterate and ignorant public with the dreary notion of contemplating the importance of irrelevant art, but rather in order to titillate the curious, defend the degenerate, and repel the fainthearted. Take respite from the maddening crowds of artistic tourists and indulge the senses in a hedonistic and intentionally pathetic visual and performance spectacle the likes of which will never be seen again on this planet or any other.
And then at 2:30 depart our ring intoxicated and see if the art outside has gotten any better, or just go fuck someones ring in an alley or something.
Your hosts for this dark celebration of degeneracy are:
Mulderious the silent and mysterious masked ringmaster of carnal desire,
Johan the limber homosexual beastmaster and licentious nymphomaniac,
Shanna, the mutated and lustful dancing six boobed woman,
and Miss Margottia and Alexis, the fantastical transvestite musical duo.
marvel at performances that include but are not limited to:
-the erotic lyrical convulsions of Otis the dancing sex goddess,
-the lewd and heart wrenching dramatic utterances of Maude the voluptuous bearded Irish lady,
-the acrobatic exploits of Romulus and Remus the perverted, incestuous, bicycle riding Siamese twins,
- the dark and occasionally accurate alcohol induced visions of Indian prophetess and healer Sometimes Susan, along with the inexplicable actions of her hyperactive humping canine familiar Vincent Price
-the tattooed she-male Mayhem and her alluring tattooed lady
-daring feats of strength and flexibility from Aladdin the hairy Arabian strong man,
-the lustful shenanigans and astute golf advice of Mentalpaws the werewolf and recovering lesbian,
and Jojo the drunkest girl in the world.
and there are rumours that Roberto, the Colombian demon will be making a visit to trash the bar and teach people German.
the show starts at 8 and continues until 230. Absolutely no children in any form allowed. Seriously. Like none.
please come and enjoy yourself. face makeup will be available.
love
Jonathan and Mulder.
