Esteemed Friends, Colleagues, Family Members, and Steve Marcu,

It’s been nearly a year. Yes, nearly a year since approximately 87.5% of the inhabitants of 628 Steiner Street blacked* out; since said inhabitants and their guests consumed 45 handles of booze and approximately 700 beers; since our elderly neighbor with a receding hair line and unsightly pony tail made a surprise visit to our... [read more]

Esteemed Friends, Colleagues, Family Members, and Steve Marcu,

It’s been nearly a year. Yes, nearly a year since approximately 87.5% of the inhabitants of 628 Steiner Street blacked* out; since said inhabitants and their guests consumed 45 handles of booze and approximately 700 beers; since our elderly neighbor with a receding hair line and unsightly pony tail made a surprise visit to our apartment at 4am; since our adult swing was ripped out of the ceiling by, appropriately, two adults; since the SF Police kindly requested that we lower the level of volume on our amp from 11 to 10; since the SF Police kindly requested the above a second time; since the SF Police kindly requested the above a third time while also wishing to question the “green man suit guy.”

Not coincidentally, it has also been nearly a year since we had our first annual “Let’s make sure we have our Halloween party on Friday instead of Saturday so that people actually show up” party. And guess what? We’re having another party, we’d like you to be there, and we don’t have anything else to add to this sentence but really wanted to use an oxford comma.

Per usual, there will be an unlimited supply** of Fruit-by-the-Foot, several kegs of the cheapest beer that BevMo will sell us, and an ice luge that resembles the bust of a 30-year-old female (pre child bearing).

Please join us on Friday October 28th from 8pm until the authorities threaten us with incarceration. We look forward to seeing you there.


* Katie technically “browned” out
** while supplies last