My Birthday Party On Mars

Okay so this is an invitation for my birthday party I'm going to have in about 17 years.

First off, some of you may laugh at the fact that I am, in fact, sending out invitations to a party 17 years from now.

So, let me explain.

The party is going to be held on Mars.

That's why I'm telling you all now so that you can start saving up money for the ride and or gas to get there... [read more]

Okay so this is an invitation for my birthday party I'm going to have in about 17 years.

First off, some of you may laugh at the fact that I am, in fact, sending out invitations to a party 17 years from now.

So, let me explain.

The party is going to be held on Mars.

That's why I'm telling you all now so that you can start saving up money for the ride and or gas to get there cause it's going to be a really expensive just so you know.

We'll be having dinner at the bottom of the Valles Marineris. Average cost per entree will probably be $2-3 Marsonites. For those of you who are unclear about the exchange rate of U.S. Dollars to Marsonites it is $1.00 = M.0215.

Afterwards we'll have some drinks at The Olympus Mons Bar. Expect to pay the average bar price unless you plan on drinking Earth beer in which case, expect to pay a little bit more as it will be considered an import.

After that, if any of you are still sober, (LOLOLOL you're all such alcoholics) there will be a concert held. The venue is still TBA as wll as the bands. But I can assure you, that the headliner will be a BIG act.

So RSVP as soon as you can so I can get a tally for reservations at the restaurant.

Thanks.
-Jason Willis

ps. Feel free to ask me any questions about anything.

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