THE VENUE HAS BEEN RELEASED BUT THIS PARTY HAS BEEN POSTPONED TIL FURTHER NOTICE BECAUSE OF *insert shitty promoter excuse here*
*~*~*~*~*~SUPER AWESOME CAPS LOCK CREW PRESENTS~*~*~*~*~*
SUPER AWESOME RAEV MASSIVE PARTY!!!!
JOIN US AS WE THROW A SHITTY PARTY WITH A SHITTY LINEUP AT A SHITTY PRICE TO PURPOSELY SPITE OTHER PROMOTERS THROWING PARTIES ON THIS NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEATURING LEGENDARY SUPERSTAR DJ'S:
DJ RESIDENT - dubstep
DJ SAME OL' - dubstep
DJ NO NAME SCRUB - dubstep
DJ I-BLEW-THE-PROMOTER-FOR-A-RESPECTABLE-SLOT - dubstep
DJ WUBWUBWUB - dubstep
DJ 15-YR-OLD-WITH-SERATO - dubstep
DJ COP-CALLER - dubstep
DJ CLEAR-THE-ROOM - house/trance....and dubstep
DJ JK-I'M-REALLY-PLAYING-JUNGLE-INSTEAD - gabber
DJ 'SLITTLEBROTHER - dubstep
DJ SPIN-4-DRUGZ - hardstyle
DJ PISSED-OFF-JEALOUS-VINYL-DJ - shitty techno
HUGE NAME INTERNATIONAL HEADLINER TBA (just kidding, he was "double booked" and will come at a later date)
AND JUST ADDED TO THE LINEUP!!!
ROOM TWO:
DJ BACKROOM - jungle and dubstep
DJ YOUTUBE-RIPPER - dubstyle
DJ BACKROOM'S-LITTLE-BROTHER - tech house
DJ PUT-YOU-TO-SLEEP - trance
DJ 96KBPS - moombahton
DJ SPIN-4-GAS-MONEY - what ever records his friends let him borrow
DJ MY-WIFI-IS-STILL-CONNECTED - hiccupcore
DJ'S GIRLFRIEND - moombahton
WITH YOUR HOST, MC RAVER-THAT-ONLY-AGREED-TO-EMCEE-FOR-THE-FREE-DRUGS
FREE ROTTING FRUIT, OVERPRICED WATER, FREE KANDI TABLE WITH LIMITED TO NO STRING, NITROUS BAR, FREE DUDDED 2 INCH GLOW STICKS AND FREE STICKERS THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND ALL NIGHT!!!!!!
COSTUME CONTEST!!! COME DRESSED AS A HOT SLUT AND YOU COULD WIN $20 GIFT CARD TO YOUR LOCAL KETAMINE DEALER!!!
GOGO DANCING BY THE 10 CENT HOES CREW!!!!
DECORATION BY NAMELESS FAT RAVER GIRL!!!!!
SECURITY BY FIFTY DOLLAR BOUNCERS
VISUALS BY CRAPPYLASERPEN STUDIOS AND VJ BLOWN-UP-LOW-QUALITY-GIFS
CHILL ROOM BY DJ I'M-ONLY-IN-HERE-FOR-THE-KIDS-WHO-ATE-TOO-MUCH-ECSTASY-BECAUSE-MY-SHITTY-DOWNTEMPO-MUSIC-CLEARS-THE-MAIN-FLOOR-EVERY-TIME-AND-THEY-NEED-A-PLACE-TO-COME-DOWN-OFF-THEIR-DRUGS!!!!
GET YOUR TICKETS BECAUSE TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT THIS WILL SELL OUT I SWEAR ON MY MOTHERS VAGINA!
$10 PRE-PRE-PRE-PRE-PRESALES (sold out)
$15 PRE-PRE-PRE-PRESALES (sold out)
$20 PRE-PRE-PRESALES (sold out)
$25 PRE-PRESALES (sold out)
$30 PRESALES (sold out, see what we did there?)
$50 AT THE DOOR ($5 off at the door after word gets out that said international headliner "couldn't make it")
GET YOUR PRESALES AT
http://goo.gl/GzHnx
INVITE 50 FRIENDS AND WE'LL GIVE YOU FREE ROLLS MADE OUT OF TYLENOL AND METH
16+ FAKE ID'S ARE OKAY AND SO ARE UNDERAGED RAVER SLUTS
21+ TO DRINK EVEN THOUGH THE BAR IS CLOSED AND THE CLUB IS FULL OF 14 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT NOT TO BRING (jk we endorse this fully): VIOLENCE, DRUGS, WEAPONS, UNDERAGE KIDS, DEADMAU5 FANS, HIPSTERS, BOXCUTTERS, BROKEN GLASS BOTTLES, BAD VIBES AND OTHER COOL STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SPECIAL THANKS TO THESE CREWS, DJ'S, PHOTOGRAPHERS, KIDS ON DRUGS, ETC:
http://www.prolapseman.com/
http://www.walkthedinosaur.com/
http://www.themacuser.org/
http://www.loltrain.com/
http://www.fruitlauncher.com/
http://www.octopusgirl.com/
http://www.milkfountain.com/
http://www.homewares.org/
http://www.japscat.org/
http://www.dadparty.com/
http://www.hai2u.com/
http://www.bottleguy.com/
http://www.turdgasm.com/
http://www.vomitgirl.org/
http://www.1priest1nun.com/
http://www.bowlgirl.com/
http://www.eelsoup.net/
http://www.goatsegirl.org/
http://www.1man2needles.com/
http://www.bluewaffle.biz/
http://www.2girls1finger.org/
http://www.2guys1stump.org/
http://www.1guy1cock.com/
http://www.1girl1pitcher.org/
http://www.donotwatch.org/
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=170640309688186
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=145584118870131
