I'm back on my way to the city by the bay. Get back in touch with my roots. Despite my best efforts to embrace the Whale's Vagina (German for San Diego), I look back fondly on my memories in San Francisco and yearn to bask in its glory. I think it was Tracy Jordan who said it best:

"I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball... [read more]

I'm back on my way to the city by the bay. Get back in touch with my roots. Despite my best efforts to embrace the Whale's Vagina (German for San Diego), I look back fondly on my memories in San Francisco and yearn to bask in its glory. I think it was Tracy Jordan who said it best:

"I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A guy in dreds electrocuted my fish! a crackhead breast-feeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train!"

So, if you are free for my one night return to The City, please join me. Suggestions for venues, gladly welcomed.

Stay Classy